Well, it was a fun couple of weeks. The hosting provider conveniently neglected to send me an invoice and payment reminders for renewals of the webserver, and graciously gave me 45 minutes to pay up before deleting the VPS.
Needless to say, everything was lost and the closest backup I have dates back to 2013. So, welcome to 2013 everybody!
Anyone who signed up after Feb 2013 will need to re-register, and in order to do that, you'll need to jump on IRC to get a registration code. Just jump onto Freenode/#yunix